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Thursday, August 11, 2011

Empress' New Clothes

Burberry Designer: Your Majesty, we are weaving (in a sweatshop in China) the most extraordinarily beautiful haute couture jacket for you... and it'll only cost the Royal Treasury US$1,295.

Empress: really? Yay! Make sure it matches my tiara, K?

Burberry Designer: of course Your Majesty. The only catch is, this is a magic jacket, and only beautiful majestic people can see it... the common folks will only see it as a transparent plastic sheet, cuz they don't know better.

Empress: Oh, K, I'll keep that in mind. Here is my AmEx card. Swipe it at your leisure.

And so, our empress parades around in this and nothing else... US$1,295 for this? You've got to kidding me! Get a life Burberry. U suck. K, other than the Burberry (non-seethrough) rain coat Princess Cat just bought... at steep discount.

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