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Friday, December 12, 2008

I am innocent!

I typically receive some holiday cards from business associates. But today, I, for completely unknown reasons, got a happy holiday calendar from a bail bonds company. Since my assistant opens my mails for me, I had to go to her to specifically tell her I've never been arrested! NEVAH!

AAAHHH, to add insult upon injury, it turned out I was the only lawyer who received this happy holiday calendar! WTF! I am so innocent, I swear, never been arrested.... blink blink wink wink, really I am like the most innocent little thing there is!!!! I swear!!!!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Uh... I beg the differ. I've known you since middle school...should I post the letters you wrote to me from "the inside?" Hee hee.
Just kidding. You are a nice, sweet, and innocent girl.

L

Anonymous said...

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
~Billy Shakespeare

Send me the calendar and I shall display it with pride...in cell block number 5.
R
The warden threw a party in the county jail.
The prison band was there and they began to wail.
The band was jumping' and the joint began to swing.
You should have heard those knocked out jailbirds sing.
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the jailhouse rock.

Cat said...

K, R, we can share the calendar, you in cell block number 5, and I in cell block number 10... haha...

I am innocent! I want to appeal!