Shoe Manifesto!

To those who are still looking for Big Foot, look no more! We have become a nation of Big Foots! Shoe manufacturers are clearly upping the size of women's shoes. I used to wear size 5.5, nowadays sometimes even size 5s are too big for me. On top of that, usually size 6 is the smallest size available. So what am I to do? Go organic and pull a few twigs and leaves and braid my own shoes?

So I declare to my oppressors -- the shoe manufacturers: Give me Size 5 Shoes or Give me Death! Aaahhhh... Charge!