Adventures of Cat the Lawyer... Meow!
Scene of the SlimeNow yesterday I planted outMy annuals in a bed laid outI went to take a look todayBut find my annuals gone awayWhat evil in my garden walks?All I see are marigold stalksNow I see the trails of slimeI know who did this awful crimeNot creepy crawlies or even bugsBut evil little snails and slugsYou cannot poison them they sayThat isn’t nice there’s another wayGrit or egg shell on the trailOr little cups of beer or aleBut I’m not one to treat them niceThey will pay the ultimate priceCopyright © Paul Curtis. All Rights Reserved
Poor slugs... They can't help it! But they are so gross -- I am struggling with a mighty moral dilemma.
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