My Favorite Names! (You can sing along to the tune of My Favorite Things from The Sound of Music)
An airline named Million Air
An optometrist in SF with the fruitilicious name of Kimberry La
A Chinese restaurant in Baltimore called Ho Joy
A Hong Kong lawyer named Chlorophyll Yip (her sister is purportedly called Photosynthesis) and
An accountant in LA named Peter Pee...
When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite names
And then I don't feel so bad...